God Wakes Up

And one day God saw that mankind had gotten too uppity. Mankind had overstepped his bounds and usurped the authority of God by employing not merely cooperation, but socialism. And God saw that this was not good. So God took away the products of mankind…his books, his schools, his smart phones, his metallurgy, his chemistry, his indoor plumbing and all manner of the fruits of progress. And God took away all the cars and all the trucks and all the roads, and all the hydro dams, and all the microwave towers and all the airplanes, and all the containerships and…

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