Slack Chat — Revenge of the Betty III: The Class of 2019 Gets Dirty

T: Another year, another Betty White grave-dancing party. J: I don’t think she really does that. T: No, of course not. She just walks by the cemetery, blowing the smoke off her pistol. J: She may outlive us all; she turns 98 in January. T: She’s immoral, man. J: I’m sure she knows her way around a French tickler, but I think you mean immortal. T: Oh, crap. Yes, I’m referring to her longevity. Not her love of cheap hotels and dwarf tossing. J: And Kirk Douglas can’t get a “huzza, whazzup?” to save his life. Which, incidentally, is still…

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